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September 12, 2002
My Big Fat Gay Wedding
I just got the good news tonight that my dear friends Jim and Andre are making it official. Jim finally decided to make an honest man of Andre (who is really the proper sort at heart), got down on one knee and proposed! It so romantic I could just spit up. The nuptuals are in May in the Poconos and Jim has asked me to stand up for him. I am so excited I don't mind that they are getting married before I do. At least in this one I'll be the spinster younger sister. Andre has promised not to let Jim gussy me up in some crazy fashion like that fuzzy garment Ms. Bundla P's cousin tried to pull off in the swimsuit competition of Miss Millenium this year or the "Gene Roddenberry Special" Ms. P wore herself the year before. I heard something about a ruby red dress...hmmm, only "dangerous women" would dare wear a ruby red dress at a wedding. I like it! I wonder if they'll let me tag along in the search of wedding dresses. After all, we simply must find something really special for Kathy, Jim's big-boned sister. And best of all, we now live in a glorious world where they can put an announcement in the NY Times!!! Life is Good.
Posted by mermu at September 12, 2002 11:53 PM
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Please send them my best regards. I will be looking for the announcement in the Times.
Posted by: Greg at September 15, 2002 05:43 AM
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