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May 10, 2003
Big Fat Gay Dress
Well, I finally found the saucy Red Dress for the Big Fat Gay Wedding. I was really lucky too. It was essentially the first one I tried on. I started looking yesterday and the wedding is next weekend. I think the dress is a keeper. While the dress (and I, for that matter) are a little "Fatter" than I would like, I have to say it looks pretty kick ass. I did manage to drop a few pounds on the Big Fat Gay Diet and the dress definitely accentuates the positive to be sure. It looks really flattering and slimming and I even think I will be able to wear it 10 or 15 pounds from now....as long as those 10 or 15 don't come out of my um, well, "personality".
Rhett saw it and though he didn't drop his jaw and start salivating like an overzealous puppy as I had hoped, I think he thought it was pretty impressive too. He tends to keep compliments like most people keep their cards; close to the breast and rarely showing them. Those gay guys won't know what hit 'em. Personally, I am just hoping the "what hit 'em" isn't my "personality" as it is a rather daring dress.
Jim, the Groom for whom I am "standing up" has even promised me there would be a few handsome, eligible straight guys for me to play with. I hope so. In this dress and with a little champagne, I just don't know if I could stave off the lesbians. And I have booked a room at The Chateau where the wedding is being held.
The dress is a Bob Mackie and, considering that, it was a steal. The saleslady even gave me a discount from the sale price and there was no sales tax. Even so, I put a pretty penny into this dress. At least my credit card did. Thank God for "No Interest till 2004!". It's worth it. I love my Gay buddies and this is a lot less than was paid for my MOH dress last year. And I can wear this one to the Tony's this year.
If only I could get someone to take me to them.
Posted by mermu at May 10, 2003 09:17 PM
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